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Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. Stu Price: It's also illegal. Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane. Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden! Doug Billings: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay? Alan Garner: Oh really? Doug Billings: It's not easy. Alan Garner: Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ruh-tard. Stu Price: A what? Alan Garner: He was a ruh-tard.

http://www.rotoworld.com/images/photos/MLB/BOS/MLB_Bay_small.jpg Angels 'pushing hard' for free agent OF Bay Price Twitter

Yeah. I picked Ingram too.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/mlb/players/65/1738.jpg La Russa: McGwire will work out as St. Louis hitting coach Full Article

Would Wade take a big cut to play with Dwight in Orlando, to try and win another championship? That's the question...

I want a new phone, something cool. Something besides an iPhone or Blackberry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bGRDihUVw

I watched The Hangover. Alan was priceless.

It's gonna be a great fight so I'm not saying he'll win hands down. But Floyd is a boxer who hangs around thugs because he isn't. In return the thugs get to hang around a boxer. Floyd likes to run his mouth, and is extremely rude to everybody. I can't go for a guy like that.

Chicken

Would you care if Joba and Hughes got sent to Toronto for Halladay?

These are the coolest team banners I've seen yet. I like what you've done with each team logo. Nice.

Go Pacman, Floyd is huge dick.

Wasn't Bruney one of your better relievers? I wonder who the Yanks are getting...

Congrats.

Magic have off, I'm definitely watching. Can't wait.

Cool, how did you do it?

Man that would be great! I like Wade. One of the coolest guys in the league.

Haha, it's not hip... it's just more pricey, and for people who don't care much about computers, and software.

I thought they broke up.

Alright, so it was a fumble, just want to be sure. Did you see a clearer angle I missed?

I have a MacBook, love it.

Thank you, someone who watches football.

Whatever man... -_- You liked the Bears, and now apparently a Saints fan.

I guess New England isn't dominate yet, it's weird. They started the season pretty shaky, then solidified and looked beast for a few weeks, now they look shaky again. Just a really bad decision by Brady to just throw that ball at the end.