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for the first time ever, I'll be dealing with the bull[expletive] TSA this Thursday when I fly to Oakland. has anyone had to go through this yet? if so, what would you suggest - pat down or full body scanner? I feel like I lose no matter what. being a skeptic, I feel like I'll get struck with cancer if I go through the scanner. if I opt for the pat down, knowing my luck, some guy's gonna grab my nuts. what should I do?

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Get a bunch of drugs, stick 'em in a balloon and shove 'em up your [expletive], then go through the scanner...if you don't end up in prison, please report back to OTR so I'll know what to and not-to bring on my Miami vacation in a few months.

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Go to the pat-down and leave with a full chub. Guy will be tentative the rest of his career.

what's a 'full chub?'

 

I got called for randon check twice in a row. Pissed me the [expletive] off. Some fat Mexican dude did the pat down for me. It was disgusting.

how was it disgusting?

 

Get a bunch of drugs, stick 'em in a balloon and shove 'em up your [expletive], then go through the scanner...if you don't end up in prison, please report back to OTR so I'll know what to and not-to bring on my Miami vacation in a few months.

Miami? lucky bastard. <_<

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What? They dont even make you choose. I flown to New York and back to Cali and all I had to do was walk through the same xray thing I have been doing for years, nobody offered me a choice of anything.

 

There have been rumors of full body scans or pat downs, but I dont think its in place.

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lmao a bunch of homophobic [expletive]s on this forum. Who the [expletive] cares if a guy pats you down? He isn't there to stick his finger in your [expletive], and he likes it just as much as you do. Just let him do his damn job.

I won't really care what they do as long as they don't have me strip down or something.

 

A fully engorged erection.

at my high school graduation, I stuck a water bottle through my pants zipper and under my robe. so, when all the students walked to the bleachers, everyone thought I had a huge boner.

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