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AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

BJ just said hi to urlacher

Cullen is having himself a game

I don't feel confident with Crosby in that range anyway, especially on a [expletive]ty playing surface. I prefer forcing the Bears to drive 99 yards than giving them the ball close to mid field

his good block was a result of luring Idonije playing into a pass rush

good punt by Masthay

TJ Lang can't do [expletive]

good defensive series

we all knew that Peppers would make an impact, but now he has a free rush at Rodgers basically, so what would you expect

TJ Lang needs to step it up

Bears/Packers will increase activity

Cutler is playing as good as Matty Ice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESYkXammpZ8

TOUCHDOWN AROD!

you can hear for whom the bell tolls in the background. its pumping me up

GO PACK GO

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a late ditka field goal http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x923hu_bill-swerski-s-superfans-with-joe-m_fun

ratings don't mean something is good though. somehow expletive my dad says gets high numbers

Inactive for the Bears today: QB Caleb Hanie (3rd QB), WR Devin Aromashodu, S Craig Steltz, CB Joshua Moore, RB Kahlil Bell, G Herman Johnson, G/C Edwin Williams and DT Marcus Harrison. Packers’ inactives: Harrell (3rd QB), P. Lee, Nance, Gordy, Zombo, Dietrich-Smith, McDonald and Wynn. Walden starts for Zombo.

http://twitter.com/#!/mortreport/status/29245968239042560

the writing is absolutely atrocious. nothing is funny unless they are playing the laugh track(which they always do). the NBC sitcoms on Thursday(office, parks and rec, community, 30 rock) and modern family are MUCH better written and have much better actors/actresses. best part? no laugh track. if something is actually funny, you can laugh. if something isn't funny, you don't just sit their and think wtf

I was actually making fun of the show because it isn't funny at all when am I supposed to laugh?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLQaTcViOA this is funny?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUpZ7trmmls >"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?" >The audience chuckles nervously >"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars." >The audience laughs heartily >"Luke, I am your father!" >The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning while still chuckling. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

this game doesn't even matter. it can't even come close to matching up to the first game

"Hey, Sheldon." >The audience laughs loudly. "Bazinga!" >The audience explodes into laughter. The building shakes slightly, and paramedics are put on standby (with earplugs in). The cast stands around awkwardly for roughly 5 minutes for it to calm down, each battling the urge to laugh. "Windows 7." >The paramedics are pre-emptively deployed. The audience scream in laughter and the building starts rattling uncontrollably. Blood runs from most audience members noses and eyes as their brain haemorrhages under the hilarity. Urine streams down the legs of most people as janitors hastily attempt to mop it, to no avail. The vibrations trigger an earthquake that causes huge amounts of damage across California. The earth stops orbiting the sun, and immediately plummets into its fiery depths. "Hey Sheldon, what are you up to?" >The audience chuckles to themselves. "For your information, Penny, I'm watching the entire original series of Battlestar Galactica." >The audience bursts into laughter, several breaking into tears of joy. "Oh, I love William Shatner!" >The audience goes insane, rise from their seats and begin cheering and speaking in tongues. Piss begins spraying across the bleachers. Several audience members run from the theater in madness, still speaking in tongues. Police move in to quarantine building. Mob overwhelms and devours police force. Possessed audience members return with the bound and gagged casts of Modern Family and Community, sacrificing them on stage to the spirit of Milton Berle. Milton Berle returns in demon form and begins raping everyone within the LA area. President Obama calls in nuclear strike on Los Angeles. Nuclear explosion fails, causes Milton Berle's spirit to grow to five hundred feet in height, surviving humans flee earth on modified space shuttles. hey Sheldon >audience chuckles I'm going out tonight >raucous laughter bellows from the audience you can't! >audience begins a thunderous wave of laughter; several members die of laughter induced cardiac arrest tonight is Nintendo 64 night! >the audience releases a titanic cacophony of laughter, rousing long dead spirits from their slumber. The skies darken and the rivers run red as the ancient seals of the titans, made by the gods themselves, begin to unravel. the beasts raise themselves from the earth, monstrosities of war, they let out mighty bellows, matched only by that of the audience, as they begin to cut swathes through the earth. within hours the world is thrown into darkness, the world once known to man is now all but lost. as the last souls die, the last memories of a world that once was, is lost. the titans let out one last roar as the gods abandon this realm, removing it from existence, and leave for Valhalla.