Real Deal

LOL, yep. This was one of the funniest commercials I've seen in a long time.

LMAO, true.

Can't say it's pointless. The more Utah loses, the closer they get to a first-round loss, and that has to be satisfying for Houston fans.

The career may belong to Nelson, but the man of the night was Curry. 27 points on 12-22 FG (55%), 8 rebounds, 14 assists, 7 steals Fire. That's pretty close to a quad-double.

Figures. Keep slipping to that eighth seed, Thunder.

The Raptors are the most inconsistent team I've ever seen. They weren't looking too good to start the season, then they surged and threw themselves into the playoffs, went on a nice streak of wins and looked good after putting Jack in the five, got weird and changed things up again, but then Bosh started dominating all by himself...and just like that, the Raptors went south in the playoff rankings, then their players started becoming extinct due to injuries, and now it looks as if their kind will be wiped off the map by mid-April.

I think I know who you're talking about...the kid that had 30% more lung capacity, or something like that?

Melo and Billups are a combined 10-30 (5-15 each) from the floor, and the Nuggets look confused out there. This should've been an easy win for Denver, even on the road, because the Thunder just had it out with the Jazz last night, 140-139. The Thunder are for real.

Nothing is negative when they are beating the Jazz.

Yes!

He's going to be a very good basketball player in high school, that's for sure. I can't say he'll be good enough to be a D1 player, though...way too early. Some players hit that wall at 16 or 17 years old.

Who knows? If he was 5'1" and 110 pounds, 13 years old, with glasses, a suit and pocket-protector, and black...do you think this would've happened? If it was a guy with the size and facial features of Brock Lesnar, and same skin color, with a tank top on? If you see a white guy walking down the alley, and he's wearing a hoodie and he's a foot taller than you and about 100 pounds heavier, and it's midnight, do you brush it off because he's white, or do you keep an eye on him? Skin color doesn't make a difference. Here's a really good question to ask yourself, though: how many black guys shop at that particular Apple store? I'm sure he's not the only one. Do you think they do this every time? Size, weight, facial expressions, tone, it all plays a part in someone taking caution. He seems to be a big guy, and a big guy in a hurry (and probably demanding the employee to hurry) is a problem.

New rules for round two: 1) 16 lines max. 2) At least one of those lines must be about your opponent's favorite sports team (basketball, football, etc). 3) One line has to end with your opponent's display name on OTR. You can exclude numbers. For example, "Yugo" and "stat" can be used in this battle. 4) Cussing will be censored if you decide to use it. Don't bypass the censor with asterisks or other symbols. 5) If you say Dick Vitale's first name, please censor it yourself by typing [expletive]. In the manner it would be used in this contest, it should be filtered out. NOBODY ELSE POST IN THIS TOPIC UNTIL THE SECOND RAP IS ADDED. After both competitors are finished, members can place their vote. Please explain your vote. The lower seeds (in terms of position) go first. Based on this match-up, Yugo will be asked to post his, followed by s.t.a.t. You have two days to post. Good luck, fellas. Run yo mouth!

Gonna go ahead and close this one. Nice job guys.

Robbed.

Haha, look at the scores from their games this season, 40+ point wins are in bold... UCONN 53, Stanford 47 UCONN 70, Baylor 50 UCONN 90, Florida State 50 UCONN 74, Iowa State 36 UCONN 90, Temple 36 UCONN 95, Southern 39 UCONN 60, West Virginia 32 UCONN 59, Notre Dame 44 UCONN 77, Syracuse 41 UCONN 76, Notre Dame 51 UCONN 84, Georgetown 62 UCONN 87, Syracuse 66 UCONN 85, Providence 53 UCONN 76, Oklahoma 60 UCONN 66, St. John's 52 UCONN 95, DePaul 62 UCONN 84, LOU 38 UCONN 80, West Virginia 47 UCONN 98, PITT 56 UCONN 73, Rutgers 36 UCONN 74, Villanova 35 UCONN 81, Duke 48 UCONN 70, Notre Dame 46 UCONN 68, Marquette 43 UCONN 88, UNC 47 UCONN 83, Cincinnati 51 UCONN 84, USF 42 UCONN 91, Seton Hall 24 UCONN 78, Florida State 59 UCONN 80, Stanford 68 UCONN 90, IONA 35 UCONN 80, HARTFORD 45 UCONN 84, VERMONT 42 UCONN 87, CLEMSON 48 UCONN 86, RICHMOND 37 UCONN 91, HOFSTRA 46 UCONN 87, Holy Cross 34 UCONN 83, Texas 58 UCONN 105, N'Eastern 35

FYI - the record for most consecutive wins goes to the UCLA men, with 88, back in 1971 (IIRC). They had 16 games in that streak where they won by nine or less. Notre Dame ended the streak. Ten games into next season, the UConn women could tie it up, but they'll have to do it without Tina Charles and Kalana Greene.

Yeah, I was actually shocked to see Stanford's defense just die out in that half. Maya Moore was unstoppable. 53-47 UConn, second consecutive title, 78 consecutive wins without a loss. Out of those 78 straight wins, this is the first game to end by less than a 10-point margin (UConn won 77 of them by double-digits). This game was the lowest point total of the streak, and lowest field goal percentage, but the most satisfying victory of them all.

Garnett is always like that. No surprise.

This has to be the worst game I've ever seen from two teams. It was 20-12 at the half, and after four minutes in the second half, it's 20-15.

Stanford had just one loss this entire season, and it was against UConn. Looks like they've been watching tapes and studying a bit more, because the UConn ladies are having trouble. HUGE upset if Stanford pulls it off.

I'm not sure if you guys are actually listening to the important parts of the video, but he stated that he was in a rush, and he needed the laptop now. Jessica (my girlfriend) was told when she worked at Hibbett Sports (a sporting good store) to take caution when customers are in a hurry to obtain something. Because he was also at the register, I think it was the employees realizing there could have been a problem, because... 1) the girl said "forerunner" AFTER the guy stated that he was in a rush and wanted the laptop immediately, and 2) he probably was in fact rushing, and maybe a bit more impatient than what he claimed in the video he made So, I'm not buying racism here.

LMAO. A broken nose is tough to play with. Feels like your nose weighs 30 pounds, and you get headaches quickly.

Wow, tough break. You just knew it was broken, though. I'm not sure if the Raptors are going to hold onto that eighth. They really needed to win this game, somehow, and if Bosh is going to miss tomorrow's game as well, that's a bad deal.

The Clippers are open. Slaven hasn't claimed them, so they are yours.