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Why would she cheat on you if she still had a high level of interest in you?

It does, and I know. Anyway, I had the test today and they [expletive]ing COTTON SWABBED ME! I stayed up all god damn night, drank so much water and crap that I puked an hour before the test, got to the test with a full bladder and they didn't even give me a urine test. However, the swab test works in my favor because it can only detect THC in your system if you smoked about within a week of the test. Think I'll be fine. Next appointment, assuming I didn't fail the test, is April 7th (which is a very, very long time...I was stunned).

I broke up with her before she started going out with her dyke buddy. Anyway, yes I'd be pissed if it was behind my back and not in front of or with me. Same action as if she cheated on me with a guy, minus the penis.

I hate Tim Westwood so much, that was great.

Ha, got to #600 before A-Rod :glasses:

Agreed, although I don't think more than a few would be stupid and drunk enough to actually run on the court. But there are those people out there, and it's going to be a big concern when they do come to town.

I wouldn't be surprised. My point was that an entire city hates LeBron with all their hearts right now, and it's naive to think a fan wouldn't go onto the court to try an attack. I'm sure there will be extra security for when the Heat come to town, but it's going to be a CRAZY day at the Q.

If you read my post you'd realize abstinence is futile at this point. No help whatsoever. To go with a similar analogy to yours, it's like me asking where I should hide a gun after I killed someone, and you responding, "Don't kill someone and you wouldn't have to hide the gun." No [expletive].

Not an "attack" but still... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rklgASlt2pc

We know what it is being from the NJ/NY area. As for everyone calling me an idiot for smoking 2 weeks ago or whatever, you have NO idea wtf I've gone through in my life, why I make the decisions I do, etc... This thread was made to hear some helpful tips to pass a drug test for someone in my position, not to hear a bunch of whiney D.A.R.E [expletive]es preaching to me. I know it wasn't a smart move to smoke 2 weeks ago, and I acknowledged that to start the topic off. Reiterating that point over and over again while giving useless information to someone in my situation is pointless and annoying. And if you think this topic is pointless and annoying, ignore it. Don't litter it with a bunch of bull[expletive].

I was considering that, but the issue is I just moved to a new town a month or so ago and don't know anyone in the neighborhood. All my friends are about 30min away and I don't have access to a car anymore. And 95% of my friends would give me piss that's neon green from the amount of THC, anyway.

Very helpful. Thank you very much, I did not know that. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. Prick.

So tomorrow I have probation for the first time and am likely going to be tested. Like the dip[expletive] I am I blazed about 2 weeks ago, and blew a few OC's 2.5 days ago. I'm not concerned about the OC's as they should be out of my system by tomorrow, but the weed is a problem. I have done a LOT of research on how to beat this thing, and here is my gameplan so far... -Wake up 4 hours prior and start drinking some water. -Around 3 hours prior, I will take my first detox drink that I bought at Vitamin Shoppe. -I will drink 2 glasses of water after that, one with Creatine (so the test doesn't come back as invalid because they can tell if you have diluted your urine by low creatine levels) -At that time, I will start popping Vitamin B12's to get my urine nice and yellow -Also at that time I will pop 4 aspirin. Supposedly it helps on the zero gravity part of the test, which also can detect if the piss has been diluted. -Around 1.5 hours before the test, I will take my 2nd detox drink. -After that, I will drink 32oz of water as instructed on the bottle over 20-30min. One glass I might spike with some more creatine. -Once again, pop some Vitamin B12's. -Piss my brains out before the test. By the time I get there I will have to probably piss again. I will continue to drink 3-4oz of water on the ride there. That's what I got so far. Any other helpful suggestions?

First off, the organization should have done what THEY thought was best for the team. In the entire 7 seasons the best player they got was a 34 year old Antawn Jamison for half a season. Just because LeBron "signed off" on Jamison doesn't mean he didn't think Amare was the better choice. Find me a source where James chose Jamison over Amare and you may have a case. Regardless, even if he did choose Jamison over Amare, the Cavs shouldn't have done it. They should have taken the younger, better player. You can't blame James for GM and ownership decisions. Afterall, it was their choice to give James as much say as he supposedly had. Secondly, give me a primadona top 20 all-time player over a loyal, respectful All-Star anyday. An LBJ player may leave a sour taste in your mouth when it's all said and done, but in the time he was on the team you got as good a 7 years as any non-Lakers/Celtics/Spurs/Bulls/Rockets/Pistons franchise has gotten over the last 20-30 seasons. You got to experience a Finals appearance, multiple 60+ win seasons, 2 MVP awards, sold out arenas, excitements, national exposure, etc... You got a once in a generation talent and got to watch him grow as a player and carry the franchise to places never before seen. Because of that, it's so hard to lose him, and the other stuff he did is just gravy. However, at least you got to have those 7 years of fun...teams like the Grizlies, Wolves, and PLENTY others have never had that kind of oppertunity. Therefor, you should appreciate what you had.

And they would have probably left too if the Cavs gave them as much average talent as LeBron had. Why should you guys appreciate what LeBron did? Because he gave your franchise the best 7 years of its existence and gave it hope. Even though it didn't work out in the end, it's all about the journey. And he gave Cleveland a helluva run. Even though he didn't fulfill his potential necessarily and was a crappy human being, give me a 30/8/8 guy who's a ton of fun to watch and keeps his team a contender over an average (or above average) All-Star who couldn't have done as much as LeBron did with that team. Anyway, they SHOULD retire LeBron's number, but I doubt it happens.

But yeah, the ridiculous thing about his 62pts was literally every field goal except 2-3 were jumpers, most of them really difficult attempts.

Here is 82 games' sortable clutch stats from last season: http://www.82games.com/0910/CSORT10.HTM Overall, I'd say either Nash or Nowitzki out of the players who shoot a decent volume of FT's in the clutch.

Honestly I have no idea...they have so much versatility and depth that it could go so many different ways. I do think that they are gonna be one of those teams where the starting lineup will look different than the go-to 4th quarter lineup. I would not be surprised to see any of these 4 lineups: Chalmers/Wade/James/Bosh/Z Chalmers/Wade/James/Bosh/Anthony Wade/Miller/James/Bosh/Anthony House/Wade/James/Bosh/Anthony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDzRvZcFn48 What a douche. Not as bad as Ricky Davis, though... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MezCclCSjNw

No one is really sure what they're gonna do with their lineup yet. I've head LeBron might be PG, House might be PG, Miller will start, Miller will not start, Big Z will start, Anthony will start, etc... Until the season starts the only sure-fire bet is Bron/Wade/Bosh will start.

Tryeke Evans. He's a much better scorer who's also more efficient from both the field and 3 (not saying he's a good 3pt shooter, but he's better than Westbrook). Evans is a legitimate go-to guy while Westbrook is more of a 2nd or 3rd option. That can be seen when you look at both player's stats in the clutch last year; Westbrook didn't score on volume and was inefficient as a scorer and playmaker. Evans was much more efficient, scored on higher volume and also handled the ball better. As for the other parts of their games, Westbrook is the better defender and maybe passer, while Evans is the better rebounder. Give me Evans. Love his playing style, and think he's going to end up being a less talented hybrid of Wade and LeBron.

The West is really tough. I'll just give my top 8... 1) Lakers 2) Mavericks (probably choke in playoffs, but they'll win a lot of regular season games) 3) Nuggets 4) Blazers 5) Thunder 6) Spurs 7) Jazz 8) Suns (I doubted them in 2005-2006 when they lost Amare...won't make that mistake again)

Again, it's really only grown from an athletic standpoint. Skill-wise it has regressed. It should be no surprise that Steve Nash, one of the least athletic PG's in the league, is also arguably the best offensive PG (I'd pick Paul, but it's debatable at least). For all the new technology and such, players don't know how to fully take advantage of it because they weren't taught many of the fundementals growing up because they were allowed to dominate in AAU leagues on pure athleticism. I mean, even if you look at the stars of the league today, so many of them are dumb as a brick when it comes to certain, simple philosophies. I agree with pretty much everything. There is no doubt the Spurs of a few seasons ago, Celtics and 2004-2005 Pistons are some of the greaest defensive teams in NBA history. However, I would say as a league, the mid-late '90's were more of a defensive league than today's NBA. If you look at the numbers, the defensive ratings, PPG, FG % and pace were all a bit lower during the mid-late '90's than in the NBA during the last 3 seasons. Also, I will say the one thing that Kobe doesn't have to face that Jordan did is the 3 second rule on defense. If you look at one of his other videos, he clearly shows plenty of instances where Kobe/LeBron get free paths to the basket because players are so weary of getting the 3 second call. In the '80's and '90's where there were so many great shot-blockers and defensive Centers, I do think that makes a difference.

Only listened to Let 'Em Know, which is a sick track (gotta love Premier). Definitely will take a listent to the rest of the album when I got the chance.