His Greatness

Hey Kyle, what is your username on reddit?

Too soon. You could've waited at least a year, like Sandusky.

Hot fiancé dude. I'd totally bang him.

I wish Haweskeem wasn't white.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW TEBOW

I somehow highly doubt that Mr. Kemp will be advising Hawes to father illegitimate children, sound as that may be.

My job is to sit at a desk and want to kill myself.

Fifth game in six nights, no legs, no Hawes, and Tony Battie. 63-3 isn't bad.

I've always been a Speights fan; hopefully he can reinvent himself in the same vein as Z-Bo. They're similarly talented—obviously at a different capacity—and similarly flawed.

Paul wishes he made that.

Oh, and hey Paul when did you come back?

I would tell him that it's not his fault that he's Serbian.

If I was Kobe and Jessica Burciaga was into me, I would cheat with her in front of my wife. Really can't blame him.

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/USA+Basketball+Challenge+0Q1QkRtyrvyl.jpg

http://lakers.ocregister.com/2010/12/29/phil-jackson-questions-nba-owning-hornets/45858/ Hehe. Please don't veto my post, Real Deal.

How hard is it to type NFC and AFC? It's two more letters.

I stopped posting because of the general inability to comprehend facetious posts.

Good, now I can finally post. And his life hangs in the balance? Someone tell ECN to go towards the light.

Please stop.

What a boregasm. Even Gus Johnson is speaking in a monotone.

One team has to win... right?

Congratulations on not dying.

I'll come back when the Vikings stop allowing comebacks, because if I'm on OTR, it means I'm watching sports, and I would rather have every hole in my body filled by giant phalluses than tolerate another week of this pile of unwatchable dogshit Minnesota calls football.

I would rather be perpetually penetrated in every orifice than have to watch another week of this horseshit.

20-0 Vikes currently at halftime. x>20-20 Lions final score.