His Greatness

It wouldn't? Can you list the specifications for a drop? And whether or not it's technically a drop, in essence it was. [expletive] was catchable.

Debatable. Very catchable pass, but the statement is still true either way.

Hakeem Nicks Loves Dropping Passes. and lol @ lobbing ducks into traffic.

That must be how the rumor got out. A marketing stunt makes perfect sense.

I was quite disappointed with Double Penetration Volume 12.

That's because his English is broken.

Soon to be starter when Schaub inevitably gets injured again.

lol @ the false bravado. There's nothing wrong with yakking dude, I've puked several times and I can still drink people under the table.

I'd like a paternity test.

She entered .65 instead of $13, I bet.

Late question: Why did Mike jack our names?

If I grew a foot, added a hundred pounds, and worked on my post skills every day, I could be an all-star big man.

Thanks for your thanks. None of this would've been possible without me. Seriously though, great job on the site, it's very professional and well-written. Hope there's no "Finally wrote my second column." topic next month.

It's satire, Fish. You missed the entire point.

Mason says 2-0 last season.

Systematic overload, on mainly the coaching. So it's improbable, which means no, most likely.

I would feel that Dwight Howard is better than Yao Ming.

No, but I'm looking into one myself for graphics.

After training camp. Every reports until then are premature.

wtf dee

Willis looks like JaMarcus Russell (without the fat).

Great drawings man. You using a tablet?

I put on my makeup and say a little prayer for you.

Don't worry, he said he didn't watch him much. Like you and other rational-minded people though, I will reserve judgment for when I get to see him play a real game in the league.