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A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers to WS


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AMAZING TRUE STORY!

 

"ARLINGTON, TX—Ten years after signing a record $252 million contract to play baseball in Texas, third baseman Alex Rodriguez finally delivered for the Rangers by leading the franchise to its first-ever World Series. "A-Rod came up big for us this entire series, all the way up until the last out," Rangers manager Ron Washington told reporters during a postgame press conference, saying that the Rangers would have had no chance of beating the New York Yankees without Rodriguez's remarkable performance at the plate. "It was a long time coming, but you have to give the guy credit. He was the Rangers' MVP, no question." Washington added that seeing Rodriguez take Texas to the World Series was one thing, but A-Rod almost single-handedly beating the Yankees was "extra sweet."http://o.onionstatic.com/img/icons/terminator.gif"

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Haha, I saw this joke made by at least 20 writers right as he was striking out. A tad bit late, now. Usually the Onion is better than that.

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Clearly you two don't get the article. :lol: . The other posters in here understand. :lol: .

 

I know what the Onion is about, I frequent their site. It just wasn't funny... They could have saved face with an article about Ron Washington and Josh Hamilton celebrating atop a snowcap of cocaine... That would have entertained.

 

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/MLB/Ron_Washington_Coke_N_Smile.gif

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I know what the Onion is about, I frequent their site. It just wasn't funny... They could have saved face with an article about Ron Washington and Josh Hamilton celebrating atop a snowcap of cocaine... That would have entertained.

 

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/MLB/Ron_Washington_Coke_N_Smile.gif

 

I think the "Onion" is dumb as well. It's not really funny, and most of the [expletive] is just stupid.

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