xx. Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 LOLOLOLOL http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/dwight-howard-shows-mary-carey-his-magic-wand-26817 Dwights a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guys house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from NSync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don?t answer Dwights calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning Im outside Chriss house. Im like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and Im talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like Im really sorry, I really like you, but this isnt the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming ? “Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.” http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6390/7be50a60ea75a8b5a3e1e59.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 What tha? Sounds like bs 2 me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universe Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 I remember reading a SLAM article when he first came in how religous he was an how he was saving himself for marriage but then he got that dancer knocked up so no doubt this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 People are ultra religious whenever they are battling with personal demon's or going through turmoil so I think this is probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner Real Deal Posted November 5, 2009 Owner Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Mary Carey? WHAT? Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 lmaoooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 lmao, that's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revis Island Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Yao would've gotten a BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Yao would've gotten a BJ. What would T-Mac have done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoastNiner Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Yao would've gotten a BJ. What, with his two inch pecker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 What, with his two inch pecker?The funny thing is, even though he's asian, I can guarantee he's bigger than you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Just cause she's wearin an old Dwight shirt we're supposed to believe this? Listen 2 how ridiculous her story sounds. She takes dick for a livin but runs out of the bathroom screamin.... right... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MainEv3nt Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Just cause she's wearin an old Dwight shirt we're supposed to believe this? Listen 2 how ridiculous her story sounds. She takes dick for a livin but runs out of the bathroom screamin.... right... she gets paid to take dick tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N4S Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 haha Jason Smith from the 76ers hooked up with Mary Carey too. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog17k Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 haha Jason Smith from the 76ers hooked up with Mary Carey too. lol So she digs NBA players huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Melky Cabrera was banging this a few months back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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