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It's my 20th birthday today...as a birthday present everyone who passes this post give me a +1. If you don't, that's bad karma, and you will die in a horrible car crash....and your grandparents will b

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lol dude for real, just cause this is the Random thread that don't mean every 5 hours you post a 1/3 of a line post. If it was a good night or some [expletive] like that tell us why it was great don't

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If you jerk off use the stop-and-go method, as you are about to bust put your finger on the dickhole and press down hard as you are orgasming, and hold it for like 3 seconds, then let go really quick...your man-goo will shoot out like 10ft.

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If you jerk off use the stop-and-go method, as you are about to bust put your finger on the dickhole and press down hard as you are orgasming, and hold it for like 3 seconds, then let go really quick...your man-goo will shoot out like 10ft.

 

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I am becoming so protective of my money. I went to the mall today, with $300 to spend, and I left with nothing. I blame it on the fact that there were way too many people at the mall and I was at the point where I was trucking through little kids to get to where I wanted to go lol

 

I would walk into a store with my dad, and while he was looking at something I would stand near the ugliest piece of clothing to stay out of the way, and somehow people just decide to flock to where I am standing..pissed me off so much.

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I am becoming so protective of my money. I went to the mall today, with $300 to spend, and I left with nothing. I blame it on the fact that there were way too many people at the mall and I was at the point where I was trucking through little kids to get to where I wanted to go lol

 

I would walk into a store with my dad, and while he was looking at something I would stand near the ugliest piece of clothing to stay out of the way, and somehow people just decide to flock to where I am standing..pissed me off so much.

 

You have some good restraint, I would have come home with no $$$. :wacko:

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Spent $50 at the shops the other day... bought a $12 long sleeve shirt (original price = $25) and a singlet for $10 (original price = $20) and a Blaq bag for $25 (originally $50). :) Oh, and the best thing about all that was that i used a gift card.

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STAT YOU CAN'T USE +1s LIKE THEY ARE A LIKE BUTTON ON FACEBOOK >=(

God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

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God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

lmao I was just messing around bro use your +1s however the [expletive] you want I couldn't care less.

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God forbid I feel good for a fellow a +1 his post to say that I'm happy for him. Meanwhile you +1 every post that is supposed to be against the rules. You're just jealous that the smittster got a +1 and not you.

 

 

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Nitro Newbie

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Whenever the head is severed from the human body with a sharp enough weapon

The brain remains conscious for ten seconds

Long enough for me to give you one last message

And when you get to hell you can tell lucifer I said it

 

~Canibus

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

 

Damn. You gonna get that checked up? Hopefully it ain't anything serious.

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

Bogut style?

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I think I broke my elbow/back. I was hoopin today, and I went up for a dunk and my hands slipped off the rim and i landed literally straight down on my elbow/back. Fortunate I didn't hit my head.

 

And yes, the rim was at 9 ft. I can't dunk at 10 ft. I'm only 5'8"...

Pretty sure you didn't break anything but that sucks

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Damn. You gonna get that checked up? Hopefully it ain't anything serious.

Nah. It's really swollen and my back is hurting a bit, but I think it's all just bruised. I can bend my elbow.

 

Bogut style?

What's that mean?

 

Pretty sure you didn't break anything but that sucks

Yeah I know, I definitely didn't.

 

 

It was like that, I just didn't land on my head I landed on my back/elbow.

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Is it bad that I could steal this dude's girlfriend at any given time?

 

Na. At the end of the day its her fault, you can always say you didn't know she had a man. Unless you know them personally.

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Na. At the end of the day its her fault, you can always say you didn't know she had a man. Unless you know them personally.

 

Nah I know both of em..never really hung out with the dude enough to consider him a friend really.

 

 

Semi-Long read(mainly cause I'm bored, I'd advise you to tl;dr if you don't wanna read it):

 

 

 

 

 

 

Supposedly she has had a mad crush on me since like the beginning of the summer. She IS really cute, thing is I didn't know about this till like 2 weeks ago when my best friend told me that she got mad depressed when I didn't come to her party at first, hence why she got so nervous when I finally did, lol.

 

So Fast Forward to this past weekend I'm just like eff it, I'ma talk to her at the X-Mas party and see what's good..thing is, she's with her ex again. I'm just like..wtf? Because I figured this doesn't happen everyday so I should take the chance. Then when I saw THAT, I got pissed and confused.

 

A day later, I talk to my best friend about it(who also knows her) and he said that she's trying to make me jealous, because he noticed that she was clearly eyeing me down while her BF was STILL THERE the majority of the night, then when he left is when I started to notice it, plus she was subtly trying to stalk me and flirt. That's when it started to make sense to me.

 

So basically if I talked to her now , she'd leave her BF without hesitation. The only con about this is that it is basically a double-edged sword. On one side, the fact that you're wanted by a female(an attractive one at that) enough that they'd leave their BF for you is something to brag about. On the other side, the very same thing could happen to you....so you can't really go into it with long-term expectations; it'll last only a year at the MOST..

 

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