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I know. But my point is that if you're going to nit-pick certain circumstances regarding Duncan's post-season stats (like you do when comparing anyone to Kobe), then I can do the same vice versa. Who cares about a few crazy outbursts in some regular season games? In the regular season I value consistency because it's such a long race, and Kobe is not a model of consistency. When it all averages out, a prime Kobe will produce roughly 30PPG on 45-46% shooting, whereas Duncan will produce roughly 22PPG on 50% shooting. We know both Duncan and Kobe can lead teams to 50+ win seasons and HCA. The post-season is a more valuable measure. Kobe's had one 50pt game ever in the post-season (in an OT game against the Suns), and 10 other games where he's eclipsed 40+ points. Keep in mind that's in 198 career playoff games. It's not like we're talking about Jordan, who had 1 career 60pt playoff game, 7 50pt playoff games, and 30 40pt playoff games. Kobe doesn't go on those crazy scoring outbursts in the post-season often enough to say he's miles ahead of Duncan offensively, who would produce roughly 4-5 less points than Kobe on better shooting % while dishing out almost the same amount of assists. Not to mention while Kobe's rebounding and assist numbers in the post-season never really exceeded his regular season stats, Duncan's numbers across the board all went up during his prime. He was a 25/14/5/3 guy in the post-season during his prime. Also, for what it's worth, in 170 post-season games Duncan's had 6 40pt games. 5 less than Kobe in 28 less games. Not as staggering a difference as you'd expect. I'm not using it to downplay his individual ability as a defender, but rather to show that unless he is locking down an elite swingman, it is absolutely LAUGHABLE to say he's anywhere in the same vicinity as effective a defender as Tim Duncan is. And the fact that he's never really had to do that on the biggest stage speaks volumes to that. Duncan constantly had to defend elite big men in the post-season while also helping shutdown perimeter players from making plays at the rim. The Spurs defense since he joined the team has been elite, especially during his prime when he was anchoring an all-time level defense.

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Ha..I can't use Duncan's 27PPG playoff run? Then you can't use 2 of Kobe's 4 most efficient post-seasons where he beat up on a terrible Phoenix Suns' defense in two first round knockouts. Keep in mind, those are 2 of the only 4x Kobe's ever shot 46% or better from the field in the post-season. And I can play the nit-pick game as well for Kobe beating up on certain poor defenders or defensive teams, but it's absolutely pointless. From 2000-2006 Duncan never averaged below 23PPG in the post-season, and eclipsed 24PPG 4 seperate post-seasons. He also threw in over 14RPG 3x (all from 2001-2003, his prime years), over 5APG twice (2002 and 2003), shot over 52% 3x, blocked over 3 shots 3x, etc... In the 2003 post-seasn he also led all players in both offensive AND defensive win-shares. Bottom line is in a big-heavy, tough Western Conference Duncan was able to score at volume and do pretty much everything else at great volume and generally great efficiency (a few post-seasons he shot under 50% which isn't great for a big-man). BTW, that series against KG both teams scored over 90pts only once in the 4-game set, and both Duncan and KG had generally poor series'. Minnesota shot below 40% 3 out of those 4 games, and SA wasn't much better. For the most part KG and TD went tit-for-tat, which isn't a knock on either as they are two of the top PF's in NBA history on both ends of the floor. And it's not like David Robinson exactly lit it up either. He played slightly better than Duncan, but he was also defended by Rasho and Dean Garret for that series. I was referring to taking on the OTHER team's best offensive player as a defensive assignment. Kobe rarely had to guard any elite swingmen during his post-season runs because the West was chock-full of elite big men at the time (Sheed, Webber, Duncan, Shaq, KG, Dirk, etc...). In recent years Ariza and Artest have taken those assignments. While what Kobe did against Rondo and Westbrook was very, very smart basketball, it's not nearly on the same level as Duncan having to guard Shaq/KG/Dirk/Webber in their primes. I cannot stress this enough, and while we've beaten it to death plenty of times...Kobe is not Jordan. He just isn't as effective on either end of the floor. I'm not going to even get into it again. You know my stance. And generally speaking, it's much easier to find a star wing player that can score and pass well than it is to find a big man that can dominate both ends of the floor. I am NOT saying those wing players can do the things Kobe can, or as well as Kobe can, but I feel a lot more confident in taking a franchise big man like a prime Duncan and building around him than I do a prime Kobe. TD certainly had help in winning his titles, but in his peak year (2003) he had a rookie Ginobili, a retirey-to-be 9/8 David Robinson, a raw 2nd year player in Tony Parker (who was certainly a key to their championship but a poor 2nd option), and a young/inefficient Stephen Jackson. It's certainly a solid supporting cast, but for that team to get through the 3-peat Lakers and 60-win Mavs the Spurs needed Duncan to have a legendary post-season run. Which he delivered. Do I feel a prime Kobe could take a similarly talented team to the promise land in that Western Conference? Possibly, but I doubt it. Different era, different league. And for the record, I'd take prime Hakeem over prime Duncan anyday of the week. Probably over prime Shaq, too.

Yes it does, when we're talking about who we'd rather build a team around. I'd rather have the guy who can dominate more aspects of the game, and if on a championship team a guy can lead the team in so many statisitcal, that's pretty amazing. And if the concept of hockey assists are to be thrown away in this arguement, then you are being COMPLETELY biased towards Kobe. It is roughly as relevant as using raw statistical assists when talking about big men. I didn't throw it out, but at the same time saying Kobe's facilitating and playmaking is way beyond that of Duncan is false. The fact that a big man's playmaking value statistically can't be proven is why I disregarded Kobe's 2APG advantage. Duncan was putting up 24-27PPG in the post-season during his prime years on 50%+ shooting, along with 4-5APG. I fail to see how Kobe putting up 2-3 more points on worse FG % and getting less than 1APG more equates to him being miles ahead offensively. We're not comparing Kobe to Chris Bosh here...we're talking about one of the premiere post players in NBA history who was the primary scorer on multiple championships. Kobe doesn't lockdown whoever he wants, and he's only wanted to lock someone down in less than 50% of his games since the middle of the 3-peat. And yes, the fact that big men make a greater defensive impact is precisely why I'd rather build a franchise around a prime Duncan over a prime Kobe. Not to mention he's the better, smarter defensive player to begin with. The fact that he's a PF/C and Kobe is a SG widens the gap immensely. First off, I brought those stats in because you were so quick to bring Kobe's volume scoring and assists numbers into the mix. My arguement for Duncan on defense was not only his size and shot-blocking ability like Dwight Howard, but also his elite post-up defense, sharp rotations, defensive rebounding and all-around defensive IQ. Amare did go to work on TD in the past, but Kobe has been lit up before as well. The fact that he's RARELY had the most difficult swingman matchup defensively in his prime hurts his cause. But even if Kobe was Scottie Pippen defensively, I'd still say Duncan has the edge defensively by a comfortable margin.

I never said that Duncan was the better offensive player. I just think you got it twisted- I feel the gap between them defensively (in terms of effectiveness and impact) is bigger than the difference between their offensive games. Using volume scoring and assists from a perimeter player against a post-player is a skewed way of looking at things...itt's like me using Duncan's FG% against Kobe. Duncan is one of the 3-4 best post players in NBA history, and could score the ball at respectable volume (24-27PPG in each post-season from 2000-2003) with good efficiency. He is also one of the best passing big men of this generation. However, as much as he'd like to try, Kobe could never make the kind of impact Duncan did every single night on defense. Duncan's defensive stats, both in the box score and in advanced statistics, are absolutely mind-blowing. Blocks, defensive rebounds, DRtg, defensive win-shares...all WAY off the charts, and those Spurs teams were among the greatest ever even with the revolving door of role players. Yes, on a skill level maybe the difference isn't as big as I am making it out to be, but the extra 6" and 40lbs do make the difference that big. Great perimeter defenders can affect their man and occasionally disrupt passing lanes and such. Great interior defenders can disrupt an entire offense consistently throughout the game. It is also kind of unfair to use Kobe faciliating the offense against TD though. Big man don't rack up assists like perimeter players do, but make no mistake about it, the offense was ran through TD during his prime years. Just because he wasn't at the top of the key setting the offense up doesn't mean he wasn't facilitating offense for his teammates. Unfortunately there's no stat for hockey assists (i.e- the pass that leads to the assist), but I'm sure Duncan would have been pretty high up there in the league ranks if they were, as would most great post players who can pass the ball. That's just as valuable as Kobe racking up 2 more assists per game in his prime. And I can't believe you'd bring stats into this...in 2002-2003 (Duncan's absolute peak year) he led the team in points, rebounds, blocks, FG%, ORtg AND DRtg. And he was 2nd on the team in assists. That team won the championship, knocking off you know who. Most seasons during his prime years were much of the same...he led most of the major statistical categories or was 2nd-3rd.

As a #1 option, you're probably right. But as a #2 option he'd absolutely be good enough to win a championship. I don't see how that can even be questioned. Anyway, back on topic, I don't feel Deron would ever demand a trade. He's in a nice situation with the Jazz where he's on a darkhorse contender every year, and the fanbase loves him. I could see him eventually landing somewhere else via S&T, but he's not the type of guy that would put his franchise in turmoil by demanding trades while he's still under contract.

Well, you have to see how I ranked them- It was by who, for one season, I'd build my franchise around. And historically speaking dominant big men are the easiest to build around. When Tim Duncan was in his prime he could drop 22-25PPG on solid efficiency, clean the glass with 12+ boards per game, be able to dish out a 3.5-4APG, block nearly 3 shots per game, and provide solid consistency. The only time there was ever a big discrepency in his play was when it was elevated in the playoffs. His 2003 post-season run remains legendary and one of the most impressive I have ever witnessed. His stat line in that post-season... 2003 post-season: 24.7PPG, 15.4RPG, 5.3APG, 3.3BPG, 52.9% FG In that post-season, he knocked off the Lakers who were back-to-back-to-back defending world champs. And he did it with Tony Parker in his 2nd season, Manu Ginobili in his rookie season, a very young Stephen Jackson, and a very old David Robinson who retired after they won Game 6 of the 2003 Finals. It was a solid team, but quite probably their weakest of all their championship teams. They did it behind Duncan's brilliance when he was in his absolute prime. As for what RD said about the difference between Kobe/TD's offense and defense, I whole-heartedly disagree. Kobe is a great perimeter defender, but he's not the game-changer that a guy like Scottie Pippen was, and the great perimeter defender NEVER makes the kind of defensive impact a great interior defender does. Besides being an elite shot-blocker Duncan was amazing at post-up defense (gave prime Shaq more fits than anyone, including Hakeem, Mutombo, etc..), could make crisp rotations to cut-off perimeter players trying to drive to the rim, and he was one of the best at contesting all shots around the rim. Kobe can only really affect his man on defense, whereas Duncan can disrupt an entire offense. And offensively, a prime Duncan could put up points in the regular and post-season, and was a very good passer out of the post so the offense was routinely ran through him.

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I can't believe this is even a question. Some may prefer 50 and his style of music, but there is no way he's a better rapper/lyracist than Jay-Z. Not even in the same vicinity. Ironically enough 50's best work lyrically by far was on Power of the Dollar, 3-4 years before he became mainstream. But I doubt half of you who vote for 50 in this debate have even heard of that album so I won't bother.

Better than THE Jamario Moon?!? Wow, you're shooting for the stars!

If I were building a team for one season and needed a single franchise player in their prime to carry the load, my list would look something like.. 1) Shaquille O'Neal 2) Tim Duncan 3) Kobe Bryant 4) LeBron James 5) Dwyane Wade 6) Kevin Garnett 7) Tracy McGrady 8) Chris Paul 9) Dwight Howard 10) Steve Nash

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Warriors. Great fanbase, only NBA team in the area (as opposed to the Clippers who will ALWAYS be option B for people in LA), in a desirable location to attract FA's (unlike some of those other teams you listed), and currently have a solid young foundation to build off of.

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This. Until we see Bosh on a great team in a role he's more suited in (i.e not first option), it's hard to give a straight answer. But I'd give Gasol the edge just because he's proven to be a big-time playoff performer while the sample size with Bosh is too small to go either way.

Don't know what you're talking about...Rose's midrange jumper STATISTICALLY was much more efficient than Wade's. The bigger difference between he and Wade has to do with the size difference between the two. Wade has an inch in height, 5" advantage in wingspan, and a good 10-20lbs on Rose. He is also (IMO) one of the 5 best in NBA history at getting to the rim and finishing.

You must have completely missed one of the key points of my post, where I said that UNLESS THE BULLS HAVE AN ALL-TIME DEFENSE ALA THE 2004 PISTONS, they will either need Rose to start being a dominant player (which I don't see happening for reasons I stated in my post), or will need more roster adjustments. And the chances of the Bulls being as dominant as those Pistons or 2008 Celtics are next to zero. Boozer is on the opposite spectrum of defense that KG/Sheed were, Joakim Noah is no Ben Wallace and at C won't be much more effective than Perkins, Deng is not the defensive player Prince was in the middle of the decade and has to prove he can defend as well as Pierce did in the 2008 post-season, Rose isn't the defender Billups (or Rondo) was, etc... And those Pistons were a perfect storm and in a horrible Eastern Conference. This current Lakers squad is better than the banged up 2004 Lakers, and the Heat/Celtics/Magic are better than those Nets/Pacers/Heat teams. And keep in mind, the 2004 Nets brought the Pistons to 7 games, and the 2005 Heat probably would have made the Finals had it not been for Wade's injury.

I agree and disagree with Snake... -I disagree with the idea that Rose isn't good enough to close out ball-games. He has an automatic midrange jumper and can get to the rim extremely well. With the ball in his hands in crunch time, I do trust that Rose can close out a ballgame. -Where I agree with Snake is that Rose is not a good enough 1st option on a championship contender. The only way that would work out is if the Bulls become an all-time defensive team ala the 2004 Pistons, and I just don't see that happening with the roster they have (although having Thibs as a coach will go a long way in the next few years). What really kills them is the fact that the East is VERY top heavy with 3 of the 4 best teams in the league residing in the conference. And including the Lakers, we are talking about 4 STACKED teams. I could see the Bulls making noise and maybe even knocking off the Magic, but they'll get smoked by the Lakers/Celtics/Heat. And I do believe a lot of that has to do with Rose. Even though he's a scoring PG, he's only had 9 career 30+ point games, and never had a 40pt game. Right now the most comparable currently active player I can think of to him is Dwyane Wade, but Rose doesn't have the same offensive talent or size (Wade's only about an inch taller but he has about a wingspan that's 5" longer and at least 10-15lbs on Rose). He just isn't a guy that I can see truly dominating on a consistent basis. And Boozer certainly isn't that guy, especially against other elite PF's. Because of this, the Bulls will struggle at times. Maybe not in the regular season or in the first round of the playoffs, but against the Celtics/Heat they are going to be in for some trouble.

Only heard Deadly Medley so far, nice song. Black Milk's mad underrated so I hope this album gets some recognition. I'll download it and give a small review tomorrow.

It's higher-seed #-wise, and since 4>1, you go first. If you want me to go first I'll do it, makes absolutely no difference to me.

Ginobili doesn't start and isn't a PG, averages just 28.8MPG and 12.0FGA, but manages 4.9APG. And that's on a team that averages 5 less points than the Nuggets do. My point is that regardless of Smith's minutes and playing position, if he was an elite playmaking SG he's at LEAST crack 3.0APG once in his career. Regardless of his relationship with his coaches they would have given him the oppertunity once in six seasons to run the offense consistently, or he would have been traded because another team would take advantage of those skills. Name another SG who at one time you'd say would be the best in the league at running an offense (like you say JR is) that didn't crack 3.0APG once in a six-season span. I dare you. Washed-up T-Mac was still 2nd on the Knicks in assists last year with 3.9 dimes per game in less minutes than JR averaged last season. Kobe has esstentially ran the offense for 5 championship teams, so I won't even go there. And what about Wade, Ginobili, Iguodala, $JJ, etc...? Then why post those videos? So even if you lose this debate at least you'll eat up my bandwith? He doesn't commit turnovers on passes? 82games.com says otherwise. JR's AST:TO (turnovers only on passes) is roughly 2.5:1. Fr $JJ it's 5:1. For T-Mac it's 4.5:1. For Kobe it's 3.5:1. Gibobili is 4:1. Iguodala is 4.5:1. Wade is 4.5:1. ALL of those players nearly double Smith in passer rating too, which doesn't take into account volume (which means JR's rating isn't low because he doesn't average as many assists as those guys), but rather the quality of their passing game as a whole. Nearly 15 FGA (2nd on the team) in just 28MPG, with <3APG says otherwise. And how can I NOT watch enough Nuggets game? They're on national TV all the damn time.