Female kid: (puts yearbook in front of lady) "Oh look at this. You want this? Too bad." (pulls yearbook away)
Lady: (tries to grab yearbook)
Male kid: "Your reflexes are so ****in slow you freakin fatass."
Other kid: "You have reflexes like an elephant."
Female kid: "Maybe she is an elephant."
Male kid: "She probably sweat from that."
Female kid: "I don't want her to freakin touch my yearbook, she's probably gonna get her freakin sweat all over it. She probably gonna get grease stains all over it. She's gonna pick out which kid she's gonna rape next."
Male kid: "I'm gonna freakin egg your house. Your house is probably ****."
Female kid: "She probably lives in a ****in trailer."
Female kid: "What's your address so I can ****in piss all over your door."
Male kid: "Karen. Karen. Karen. You fatass."
Old lady: "What are we doin?"
Female kid: "Your mom. Oh wait she's dead. Kinda like you in a few years you old ass. She's gonna ****in die of diabetes cause she's so damn fat."
Old lady: (pulls out her handbag and waves a keychain at kids)
Female kid: "How bout I bring my knife and freakin cut you? If I stabbed you in the stomach, my knife would go through you like butter cause it's all ****in lard."
Other kid: "If I cut you, the value meal's gonna be comin out like McDonalds."
Female kid: "It's gonna be ****in Big Macs flyin out of your stomach. Fatass."
Male kid: "Karen, what does your purse say?"
Old Lady: (referencing her handbag) "I try to live by some of these words. I try, and it's really hard."
Female kid: "Is the word 'fat' on there, because that's what you live by."
Lady: "Live with integrity."
Other kid: (mockingly) "Live with integrity."
Female kid: "Oh my god, that purse is going to break off your wrist because your ****in flab is covering it up."
Lady: "Be remarkable."
Female kid: "You already are remarkable by taking up the whole entire seat. Fatass."
Other Kid: "Why are you looking at me like that? You wanna rape me?"
Lady: "I know where all you guys live."
Female kid: "Come to my ****in house and I'll beat your ass."
Other kid: "I'll ****in tell my pitbull to eat yo fatass."
Lady: "I'll send you all thank you cards for being so nice."
Male kid: "I'll send you a donut, fatass."
Female kid: "I'll send you a ****in McDonalds coupons. It'll be 2 cents off, so you can pay your rent with that 2 cents."
Female kid: (referring to lady's purse) "You probably got that from Dollar Tree. Or a ****in Family Dollar, but you don't have a ****in family cause they all killed themselves because they didn't wanna be near you."
Edited by EastCoastNiner, 20 June 2012 - 07:33 AM.