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3 guys are in a cafe

 

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

 

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

 

last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

 

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

 

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

 

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

 

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE [expletive] IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

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3 guys are in a cafe

 

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

 

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

 

last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

 

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

 

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

 

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

 

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE [expletive] IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

:lol:

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Too dope.

 

Did L have any mixtapes or collabs not on his two albums, before his death ?

 

He has a bunch of freestyles and non-album songs on Youtube. Here are my three favorites:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m257sYN_7Xw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfKMIdoJL0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUawT_tl7sg

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lol don't go wondering around Newark past 11 pm...

 

+1. If you manage to not get beaten and robbed, you'll still get pulled over and/or grilled by the cops for being white in the wrong part of town. On Tuesday me and my boy were on the outskirts of downtown (near 1st St.) and we got pulled over essentially for being white.

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lol don't go wondering around Newark past 11 pm...

Man I love it. In front of the Penn Station I asked a homeless dude where the booze store was and he took me there and I asked him what I should get and he picked out two 40s of Coors....so awesome. Then I gave him money and he hugged me in front of everyone.

 

...but then five minutes down the street some guy said he'd murder us if we looked at him again haha. Newark is awesome!

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Man I love it. In front of the Penn Station I asked a homeless dude where the booze store was and he took me there and I asked him what I should get and he picked out two 40s of Coors....so awesome. Then I gave him money and he hugged me in front of everyone.

 

...but then five minutes down the street some guy said he'd murder us if we looked at him again haha. Newark is awesome!

 

Yep, that sounds like an accurate depiction :lol:

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Be careful bro, that's all I'mma suggest ;) But I will say that as long as you're staying in and around downtown, you probably won't have too much trouble. There's a lot more cops over there, streets are very well lit, and generally it's not nearly as bad as the outskirts of downtown are.

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Man I love it. In front of the Penn Station I asked a homeless dude where the booze store was and he took me there and I asked him what I should get and he picked out two 40s of Coors....so awesome. Then I gave him money and he hugged me in front of everyone.

 

...but then five minutes down the street some guy said he'd murder us if we looked at him again haha. Newark is awesome!

Hahahaha sounds about right

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Hahaha

 

Sooo, I was in the DJ booth while my bud was djing. He was playing this house remix to a red house chili pepper song. A Chinese guy came up to the booth and asked if he could have the mic and sing along. When I said no, he actually got upset. Prolly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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