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Making my first craigslist transaction in a bit... If the guy murders me and takes off with my [expletive], get him for me!

 

Kevin Palma

kevinpalma@live.com

 

Don't kill him unless I don't show up for a few days though! lol

 

I am alive! Dude was real cool, gave me an extra $20 for giving him a "sweet deal" and meeting him with it. Was a little scary down in South Philly, but whatever! Place was across the street from Club Risque, I should have gone and celebrated lmao

 

Thanks Fishy :)

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For some reason I ALWAYS attract girls that already have boyfriends.

 

 

 

I'm not complaining, but..WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

 

Do I give off some kind of aura that makes me Idris Elba or something?

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For some reason I ALWAYS attract girls that already have boyfriends.

 

 

 

I'm not complaining, but..WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

 

Do I give off some kind of aura that makes me Idris Elba or something?

 

The girls must not be satisfied with their boyfriends so they come up to you and are like "hmm a big black guy", there's your explanation.

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The girls must not be satisfied with their boyfriends so they come up to you and are like "hmm a big black guy", there's your explanation.

 

Well as far the not being satisfied thing goes, I already figured that.

 

 

But like..am I doing something right that I don't know about?

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Miami weather never fails to screw me over. I drove to school and it looked like the world was going to end so I brought my umbrella with me. I got out of my first class and it was a beautiful day...so I walked to my car during my break and got my books for class and put away my umbrella. Then I had two classes back to back, and when I entered my last class it was still nice. I walk out about an hour later and I get drenched in rain.

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Miami weather never fails to screw me over. I drove to school and it looked like the world was going to end so I brought my umbrella with me. I got out of my first class and it was a beautiful day...so I walked to my car during my break and got my books for class and put away my umbrella. Then I had two classes back to back, and when I entered my last class it was still nice. I walk out about an hour later and I get drenched in rain.

At least it's not snow <_<

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I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizing

On a no talent trend that'll never stop rising

I've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jails

I can still do my job even though I've killed all my brain cells

With the ciga-weed sticks before I write all my songs

During a 60 minute hit with a never empty bong

I got the hoes on my dick and the [expletive]es on their knees

I have 18 kids and 3 dozen STDS

But I still keep it real with my homies on the street

Cause I’ve taken half of them and put them in my posse

They're all almost thirty but they dress like there 18

And they bob their heads to any sound like an empty-headed trained monkey

I only rap about drugs, porn, and man [expletive] the police”

I gotta make up some words so that I can keep rhyming

I S to the iso U to the C-K

I dropped out of 8th grade and I'm making tons of money

 

Cause I'm a rapper, the whore talks back to me so I slap her

Then she falls unconsciously and I tap her

And you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get up

Cause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughter

The police see me and they wanna chase after

But they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs.

 

I'm a role model, everybody should want to be like me cause I'm hot

With a strained, dazed glare and eyes that are blood shot

As you're hiding in your room jacking off in a sock

I gotta slut down on me with a package full of pop rocks

Lil Bow Wow's off the streets and his sales are getting higher

He's not even 14 and he’s able to retire

Cause his life experiences enhance his lyrics

That can open your soul and raise your spirits

Lil Bow Wow what you say? “You heard of me, had to

I'm that lil bad dude with JD

I'm the A in the hit, the prince of the click

What you think keep making Shorty have them fits

It’s the B to the capital O-W Wow”

How can you not fall in love with that style

With all that soul, man Lil Bow you’re a genius

I'm gonna have to name my next aborted fetus after you

And I'll write a song about it but you'll never hate me

And I'll use dull repetitive beats that I stole from slim shady

Who stole from Dr. Dre who copied MC HAMMER

And I never ever had to learn grammar

 

Cause I'm a rapper, the whore talks back to me so I slap her

Then she falls unconsciously and I tap her

And you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get up

Cause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughter

The police see me and they wanna chase after

But they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs

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