KIR Answers Archive

[Dr. Feelgood]

Never saw this but I'll sign up, lol.

[EastCoastNiner]

Real Deal:

 

Topic closes in five days.

1) Who's your most hated NBA player?

 

Dwight Howard, and Chris Paul is right behind him.

2) Most hated NFL player?

 

Brett Farve.

 

3) Boston Celtics, Boston Red Sox, or New England Patriots?

 

It's a three-way tie.

 

4) Why not EastCoastFortyNiner?

 

I thought names could only be 16 characters, and it sounds better.

 

5) Favorite OTR member?

 

There's no one member in particular.

 

6) One OTR member you could not watch a football game with?

 

Slaven because he's be saying how gay the NFL is and would be talking about his Wolverhampton team that sucks, or Mason because he would talk about how much he wants Peyton Manning even if he's not playing.

 

7) What sports do you consider yourself good at?

 

Every sport I have ever tried.

 

8) Favorite video game of all-time?

 

Call of Duty 4or Call of Duty 2.

 

9) What type of vehicle do you drive?

 

Volvo S70.

10) Amare is leaving Phoenix, and he's staying in the Western Conference. What team would you want him to play for?

 

The Portland Trailblazers.

Legacy:

 

1. Who would win a debate: you or Skip Bayless?

 

Let's get real here, I would take him out before the debate even starts.

 

2. Are you Skip Bayless?

 

No.

3. What are your thoughts on the Warriors?

 

Umm, .

4. Favorite rapper?

 

Biggie/Eminem.

5. Your least favorite OTR member?

 

It use to be "Kingfish", but I don't dislike anyone except when the liberal nut-jobs have no clue what they are talking about 99% of the time.

EastCoastAssassin:

 

* Favorite NBA moment?

 

I'm really not too sure.

 

* Fav 5 Athletes currently?

 

Vernon David, Patrick Willis, Brandon Merriweather, Randy Moss, and a lot more.

 

* Fav 5 Athletes of all time?

 

Vernon Davis, Tom Brady, T.O., Randy Moss, and Manny Ramirez.

 

* If you could summarize yourself in three words, what would they be?

 

Best person ever.

 

* How cool was RBS?

 

It was great.

 

* Favorite member from RBS?

 

I'll go with you, but I'm not sure, I like most people there.

 

* Favorite movies?

 

Miracle, White Chicks, Good Luck Chuck, and a lot of action movies.

 

* Favorite actor?

 

I don't have one, but I really like Jim Carey and Denzell Washington.

 

* Favorite artist/singer?

 

Way too many to name, but I love the Eagles, other oldies bands, Jon Lajoie, and many others.

 

* What was the last movie you watched?

 

Good Luck Chuck.

 

ClutchCityOwns

 

1. Who's the best center in the game when healthy?

 

Yao Ming, unless Amare Stoudemire counts.

 

2. Does Amare have a chance to make it to the HOF?

 

He will make it, considering he is the most offensively talented pure PF the NBA has ever seen, seriously.

3. What are your thoughts on the Rockets?

 

They will make the playoffs.

 

4. Troy Polamalu or Ed Reed?

 

Troy Polamalu.

5. Osi Umenyiora or Justin Tuck?

 

Osi Umenyiora.

 

Bigdog17k:

 

1. Who is your least favorite current Red Sox player?

 

Jonathan Papelbon/

 

2. How far will the Patriots go this year?

 

I will not answer any question regarding them, considering I am very superstitious about them.

3. How far will the Niners go this year?

 

They will make the Super Bowl.

 

4. Favorite board game?

 

Monopoly, Risk, or Spy Alley.

 

5. Favorite song of all time?

 

Too many to name, but a lot of oldies.

 

 

 

Prodigy:

 

1. Fave 5 OTR Members?

 

I like pretty much everyone here, so I'm not really sure.

 

2. Thoughts on Shaq coming to Cleveland?

I think it will be a very good move.

3. Least Fave 5 OTR Members?

 

The Philadelphia fans when they are clueless, and the liberal goons that make no sense when they are talking about politics.

 

4. Why not play with Pats online instead of Niners?

 

People can't say I'm cheap because I use the San Fransisco 49er's.

5. Who is the hottest girl in the world? (Include pics)

 

Petra Nemcova, without a doubt.

 

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2006-08/02/xin_3008030210325231022625.jpg

 

6. If you could change one thing about this site, what would it be?

 

I'm not sure.

 

7. Favorite Food?

 

CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!

8. Country you want to go to before you die?

 

Maybe Russia or France again.

9. If you had 3 wishes, what would it be?

 

To make 1,000 more wishes.

 

10. Fill in the blanks: I like __Petra Nemvoa_______ because he/she is a ____gorgeous woman____ who ____loves me_____.

 

 

YugoRocketsFan:

 

 

1. Proof God exists?

 

You think he doesn't exist.

 

2. Boston is full of ______.

 

Winners.

 

3. Opinion on Rednecks?

 

They do what they have to do.

4. Favorite Rockets player?

 

Yao Ming.

 

5. Are you somewhat racist or homophobic?

 

No.

6. Do you hate Laker fans?

 

Not all of them, but the ones that get Kobe Bryant boners.

 

7. Whats 2+2x4+2

 

12.

8. 3x+9=X+27, solve for X.

 

9.

 

9. Pringles or Lays

 

Lays.

 

10. Gonna watch Serbia win the world cup?

 

I'm going to watch they Untied States win.

Phightins09:

1. 49ers or Patriots?

 

Both.

2. Favorite thing about Philadelphia fans? (I know there are probably few to name)

 

They are passionate.

 

3. Phil Kessel: is he overrated?

 

Not at all.

4. Best 2nd baseman in MLB?

 

Dustin Pedroia.

5. Favorite New York Yankee?

 

They all suck, but I do like Robinson Cano.

 

6. All time favorite OTR argument?

 

Probably something to do with the L.A. Lakers in the playoffs.

Deisel:

 

1. Who would you rather nail?

 

The one that you aren't dating, Jessica Alba.

 

Confidence:

1) Pats vs. Niners who you rooting for?

 

It depends on the situation in the standings.

2) I like you. Do you like me?

 

Yes.

3) Tom Brady in the first round of fantasy drafts?

 

Yes, without a doubt.

4) Amare comes to the Lakers, would they become your favorite team then?

 

No.

 

5) Tom Brady will win ____ more SuperBowls.

 

At least three.

 

6) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the hottest, how hot is that second girl above?

 

-1,222,222,345,657.

7) Have you ever been in love?

 

With myself.

 

 

Fish7718:

1. Jeet or Me?

 

Tie.

 

2. How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would?

 

As much as I tell the creature to chuck.

 

3. How bout them 49ers, NFC championship?

 

Yes.

 

4. Tom Brady or Shaun Hill?

 

Tom Brady.

 

5. Does it annoy you to be called a front runner?

 

No, becuase the people that do are just jealous that Boston sports teams are just flat out better than the teams they root for, and that's the truth.

6. If trutrojan was ever selling girl scout cookies near your house what would you do?

 

Swap him a Julio Lugo rookie card for five boxes.

7. Who is the best Madden player on OTR?

 

Probably myself.

 

 

 

Dr. Feelgood:

 

1. Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

 

No, not all, and WWE sucks dick.

 

2. If so...What has the Rock been cooking all these years?

 

He's been cooking me a cheeseburger.

3. Who is your favorite guitarist of all time (whether it's rock, blues, jazz, etc)?

 

Jimmy Hendrix.

 

4. *Insert your own question here*?

 

Why does Mason like to give Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson blow-jobs?

 

5. Which do you like more (if you had to choose), Coke or Pepsi?

 

Coke.

 

ChosenOne:

 

1. Favorite food?

 

Cheeseburgers.

2. Favorite drink?

 

Fruit punch for now.

 

3. Who is you favorite NBA team?

 

The Boston Celtics.

 

 

4. Rivers>>>>>>>Cutler?

 

Yes.

 

5. Favorite sport to watch on TV?

 

I love watching most sports equally, but nothing beats an excellent hockey game.

 

6. Greatest achievement?

 

Being born.

 

7. Favorite movie?

 

There's too many to name, and I listed them earlier.

 

8. Your longest OTR ban? why?

 

I think it was for a month or so because I told Brandon what was up.

 

 

9. Do you have a job? where/what?

 

Yes, I work that the Texas Roadhouse, but I won't complain that I should make more money than my boss, even though I'm the one doing a lot of the "hard" manual labor.

 

10. Who would you most like to kick in the balls?

 

Brett Farve or Scott Walker.

 

 

Waldo:

 

Depending on when you answer these questions, reflect on this weekend's Yankees-BoSox series.

 

The Boston Red Sox have the best starting pitching in the MLB, and the offense is starting to click a little more, but Jason Varitek can't be in the line-up for things to go well.

 

Who makes the WS from the NL?

 

I have absolutely no clue, but I will does with the Philadelphia Phillies, but I honestly think every team in the NL playoffs has an equal chance.

 

Who's looking stronger, Dodgers or Phillies?

 

It's tough to say, but if Manny Ramirez gets going, look out.

 

 

How far will the Rockies go?

 

I think they will go to World Series if the Philadelphia Phillies don't.

 

Still think Papelbon should leave this offseason?

 

Yes.

 

What are your thoughts on Daniel Bard?

 

I love him, and he's the next "star" closer in the MLB.

 

AL Manager of the Year?

 

Joe Giaradi or Terry Francona.

 

Do the Red Sox come back to win the AL East?

 

No.

Should Boston build a new stadium?

 

No.

Damon fan or Damon hater?

 

Official hater.

 

 

Guru:

1. Who's first in the AL East right now?

 

The New York Yankees.

 

2. Oh.

 

When was the last time the New York Yankees won a World Series?

3. Reason for losing to the Jets?

 

It's the beginning of the season.

 

4. Good thing you have two fav football teams so if one is sucking you can always fall back on the other one. The Niners are looking good this year.

 

Better than the New York Giants, that's for sure.

 

5. Virgin?

 

No.

6. Remember when the Pats went undefeated? ... oh wait.

 

Oh, remember the last time the New York Yankees or New Jersey Nets won a Championship?

7. Who do you have wining the world series this year?

 

The Boston Red Sox.

 

8. Super Bowl?

 

No comment.

 

9. lol, boston.

 

New Yorkers. .

[fish7718]

what a tease lol

[EastCoastNiner]

what a tease lol

 

I'm still doing them, and they'll be down soon.

[Diesel]

Where the [expletive] are these answers. I see you posting on other parts of the site. Stop pulling a Slaven and finish them.

[EastCoastNiner]

Where the [expletive] are these answers. I see you posting on other parts of the site. Stop pulling a Slaven and finish them.

 

They are done you obnoxious Philadelphia fan.

[YugoRocketsFan]

Noice!

[AboveLegit]

Nice answers ECN!

[His Greatness]

Dude you are boring as [expletive].

[Legacy]

Dude you are boring as [expletive].

Damn Mason.

[EastCoastNiner]

Dude you are boring as [expletive].

 

Take your dick out of Peyton Manning's [expletive] already.

[His Greatness]

YAWN.

[Revis Island]

SO are we done with this stuff already?

[MainEv3nt]

YugoRocketsFan

1. How come you dont listen to Carnifex?

Just Don't

2. Why do you wanna be black?

I Don't, Why Do You?

3. Why do you hate racist black jokes?

I Don't Like Racism Period

4. Whats 9XY+3X+48XYZ^2+39XY^4?

Your Mom

5. Legalize hemp?

No, Weed Is Overrated and the down fall of America

6. OBama sucks?

Skin-Heads Emo Fake Nazi Rocket-Bandwagoners Suck?

7. Why did you vote for Obama and his policies that you agree with?

Just Cus U Hate Obama

8. Did you vote for Obama because you have white guilt?

Nope

9. Did you know the White race has invented almost everything?

Ok lol.

10. Why do you like the Yankees and Tarheels?

i been liking the yankees since the 90s, my cousin is a big baseball fan an is from NY so he put me on them. I barely even watch NCAAB i like tarheels cus there entertaining to watch and also MJ went there.

 

Chosen One

1. Do you remember the day you joined OTR?

Not really, It's been a while, JL put me on.

2. Jessica Alba or Jessica Beil?

This is very hard question, i flipped a coin an alba won. id be happy with either tho.

3. Will the Mavs make playoffs? if so what seed?

Yes

4. Should the Mavs start going young?

No, only when we do bad an get a good pick lol. we dont really have much young pieces to go young.

5. Who wins it all?

Mavericks...................i mean the Lakers.

6. What do you drive?

My dad owns a dealership, so whatever I feel like lol.

7. Will Tmac be back?

I hope so, Tmac been one my fav players and I don't like this tmac hate [expletive]

8. Who has a better starting line up Lakers or Boston?

Lakers

9. Favorite food?

Nachos

10. #1 thing on your bucket list?

[expletive] Megan Good or Jessica Alba.

 

Smitty

1. The Rock or Christian? Pick now.

GTFO IM NOT PICKING...........................*whispers* the rock

2. Would you rock a Redskins Suck t-shirt if it meant getting either Kobe/LeBron/Dwight on the Mavs?

Yes, LMAO

3. Tinychat is something else, huh? (lmao)

WOWZAS is all i got to say lmao, u already know.

4. How is it talking to Isis Taylor?

Amazing, imma marry her one day even if she is a whore

5. How many more games will you buy before me when you answer this question?

16

6. Over/under on how quickly I'll beat Mass Effect 2 before you(and Mason)?

Over/Under, who has mass effect 2 first?

7. If you had to smash Vickie Guererro for lifetime WWE Tickets and a private plane to any show you want would you do it?

yes, all i need to do is have a paper bag or hit it from the back.

8. How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight before giving up?

i would never give up, ill fight every 5 yr old in this world.

9. Whats your game of the year?

this is really hard as u see i play many games, i haven't played it yet but i think it might be call of duty modern warfare 2.

10. INSTANT CLASSIK

CAPTAIN CHARISMA

 

Waldo

1. Shawn Marion or Richard Jefferson?

Shawn Marion

2. What seed will the Mavs finish?

4th-5th seed hopefully

3. If the Magic and Celtics were to play in a best of 7 right now with the Magic having 4 games at home, who would win the series?

Magic

4. When do you plan on buying a PS3?

Chrisrmas

5. Would you get Killzone 2 or Uncharted 2 first?

Uncharted 2, no need for killzone 2 with modern warfare 2.

6. Who should be on the cover of MLB '10 The Show?

TEX!

7. Upgrading to Windows 7?

Prob not, maybe one day

8. Favorite PS3 exclusive?

MLB The Show, even tho i never played it the videos alone is better then mlb 2k

9. Favorite 360 exclusive?

I guess gears of war

10. Which one of your sports teams do you support the most?

Mavericks only for the fact basketball is my favorite sport.

 

ClutchCityOwns

1. Who's the best center in the NBA when healthy, Yao Ming or Dwight Howard?

Yao, But this doesn't mean Dwight sucks or anything. There's times that Dwight is arguably the best.

2. Do you believe Dirk Diggler (NBA player) is underrated?

Yes

3. How much of a loser is Tracy McGrady?

A big time loser lol, I jus wish he has his moment seeing how hes one my favorite players.

4. Who's the best player in the NBA?

I was going to say Drew Gooden but since he shaved his soul patch he sucks so now im going with Sonny Weems.

5. Who's the best CB in the NFL?

Nnamdi Asomugha

6. Who will win the MVP at the end of the NBA season?

Josh Howard

7. How often do you grab it?

Ugh lol.

8. Miley Cyrus or Megan Fox?

I guess Megan since shes over 18 but i dont care about either.

9. Is Dirk a Top 5 player in the NBA still?

Yes

10. Who's the most overrated NBA player?

Rajon Rondo

 

Erick Blasco

1) Shawn Marion or Josh Howard?

Josh Howard

2) Were you surprised at how the Mavs dominated the Lakers?

Very, I actually thought we was going to lose.

3) How do you see Dallas finishing this season?

4th-5th seed hopefully.

4) Any thoughts on the Clippers horrible start?

I was excited to watch Clippers play but when Blake Griffin went down i stop caring.

5) Any thoughts on Emeka Okafor being a non-factor in New Orleans?

Im actually surprised I thought he was going to beast, but then again its still very early

6) Who would win in a fight, J.J. Barea or our own referee Wali?

J.J. Barea is a legend in the hood.

7) Greatest closer of all time, Mariano Rivera, Kyra Sedgwick, or the song by NeYo?

Mariano Rivera easily

8) Greatest Fox of all time, Fox Mulder, Foxy Brown, Megan Fox, Foxy Cleopatra, or Chad Fox?

What about Michael J. Fox? Foxy Brown tho.

9) If there were a main event of a fight, but an epidemic broke out, what would happen?

Smitty would have some explaining to do.

10) Favorite movie that begins with the letter J?

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

 

Dr. Feelgood

1. Do you know how to correctly spell your previous user name? If so, prove it without google, spell check, or Erick's post.

epidemic

2. Do you know how to correctly spell your current user name? If so, prove it without google, spell check, or Erick's post.

epidemic

3. How much do you love the 06-07 Golden State Warriors?

im not going to answer this question kthnx

4. Who might the chick be in your AV? I'm always checking the boards at work and rarely get a good look at it.

isis taylor

5. How old are you?

24

6. You're forming your own rock and roll band, you can pick anyone (dead or alive, famous or not) in the order to fill the following positions, go!

Lead Singer: Tay Zonday

Lead Guitar: Peter Griffin

Bass Guitar: Baron Davis

Drummer: Big Bird

Rhythm Guitarist (optional): Spongebob

Keyboards (optional): Barack Obama

7. When will you admit that you like the Blazers more than the Mavericks?

Never

8. Who is your all time favorite player in the NBA?

Prob Jordan, Kobe, or Shawn Kemp

9. No more questions....

10. See above.

 

deestillballin

Dont you think Dirk is the best?

2nd:)

When are you wanting your present for the Mavs winning?

lmao now

I mad I was in VA and i tired to contact you I couldnt find you?

i dunno why?

When we gonna play some NBA 2k10?

when u stop playing saints row 2 lol.

Are you ready to get owned?

lol.

Can I borrow Four Dollars and 32 Cents?

i guess lol

If you have 25 apples, and Janie gives you 60 more, Real deal eats 6, Mason eats 3 and a half, Slven takes a bite out of one, and Smitty uses 17 for apple pies how many apples do you have left?

Smitty ate the rest so 0

WHEN YOU GONE REPLY TO MY XBOX MESSAGE FOO!

i dids

Edited November 6, 2009 by Epidemik

[Smitty]

Goddammit Mike.

[ChosenOne]

Great Asnwers Mike.

 

That [expletive] was fast.

[MainEv3nt]

i had em done yesterday i jus forgot to post.

[Dr. Feelgood]

Your previous username wasn't epidemik...lol

[Poe]

I'm in. At this rate, I won't be getting any questions for months

[reno]

I would like a drive in for a sign up

[Sħãlïq™]

I'm in!!

[Lkr]

Slaven:

1. Do you spend your days eating waste?

Uh, no. I spend my time reproducing with my family however. You know what that's like <3

2. Whats 5+5+5X10+15X20

50+300+5+5

350+5+5

360

3. Why is atheism great?

Because I don't have to make up stupid excuses about things

4. Do you believe in Zeus?

He's just as real as the god in monotheistic religions

5. Socialism or Capitalism?

Socialism because it's funny

6. Ron Paul or McCain?

Ramon or Shaq?

7. Favorite candy

I don't like Candy :s

8. Favorite PS3 exclusive

Hot Shots Golf: Out Of Bounds

9. NBA rule you want to change?

The LeBron rules

10. You are allowed to change any law in the US, what do you want to change?

Patriot Act

 

ChosenOne:

1. Ariza>>> Artest?

I like what Ariza did in the playoffs, I don't like the negative attention Artest brings, and Ariza is an MVP

 

frontrunner. Give me Ariza for sure

2. Cavs suck now with Shaq?

Yes, but they sucked before

3. Who would you rather have Amare or Bynum?

Bynum because Amare doesn't play any defense

4. Boston vs Lakers in finals?

It'd be nice to get revenge for sure. The Lakers have to get Pau back first though

5. Candy or Ice Cream?

Chocolate Ice Cream for sure. Give me a shake though

6. Thing you regret the most in your life?

Meeting you.

I'm not sure really. It is hard to think of ONE thing.

7. Number one thing on you bucket list?

Build a new computer with an i7, DDR3 ram, SLI GeForce GTX 295 for sure.

8. Lakers finals game one or Superbowl with the Packers...which one would you go to is it was free? pick one.

Super Bowl for sure. Biggest event every year.

9. Most important thing in your life? outside of family.

Computers or video games. I don't know which one to pick. Either way I get made fun of however.

10. Should Diesil be let back?

He's back, but my answer is no. I am too jealous of how awesome he is and how large his package is. Costs $15 to ship

 

it via FedEx.

 

bigdog17k:

1. Are you a Lakers homer?

Not really. I'll tell you when we're sucking and our players are sucking.

2. Where do you do most of your shopping?

Newegg.com

3. Who is your favorite band of all time?

Uhhhhhhhhh...I'm not sure. It's between NSync and Backstreet Boys.

4. Favorite movie of all time?

Airplane!

5. Thing you miss most about your childhood?

How much fun Christmas used to be

6. Favorite meal?

Pizza

7. Things you like to do when your not online?

Play single player video games if I can't connect to the internet on my console either.

8. Do you still like Favre?

He's alright, traitor.

9. Your most wanted item of 2009-10?

Modern Warfare 2, but I have it now.

10. Outside of the Lakers, which NBA team you don't mind seeing do well?

Thunder because they have a nice base of talent right now.

 

N4S:

1. Will MW2 break records in sales?

Already did, but you still won't play with me

2. Who is the biggest bandwagoner fan on OTR?

Diesel. He lives in New Jersey, but he is a Philly fan!!!!1

3. Do you believe OTR is too strict at times?

Everywhere is too strict. Even Modern Warfare 2 is strict about Clan Tags right now for some reason.

4. Do you ever see gators in Florida were you live?

Not where I live, but I have seen them at a Gators game ironically, and at a mini golf place where they had them.

5. How many times has your 360 broke?

5

6. What do you go on Fri and Sat nights?

Home to play video games, relax, watch TV/college football. I'm not much of a go out and do something. If a friend

 

wants to hang out I will, but I don't feel that I need to just randomly go out.

7. Do you drink beer?

Nope

8. Play sports in school?

Too lazy and unathletic.

9. What do you do for work?

Too lazy to work

10. Dream job?

Be your boss at Comcast and then sabotage the company from the inside

 

Dabearfan101:

1. What male actor do you think is the hottest?

Shilo Buff

2. What male singer do you think has the best voice?

Ozzy Osbourne

3. Do you like cherry's?

No, but I like cherry yogurt and cherry jello.

4. Do you prefer peanuts salted or unsalted?

I prefer Peanut Butter

5. If you could go out with any packer for 72 hours, who would it be and why?

Charles Woodson because he likes to intercept crappy Cutler

6. Do you use hand lotion?

Nope, but I should. I have really try skin

7. Do you like whip cream on your icecream?

No, hate whipped cream

8. Have you ever went camping?

No

9. Ever been to a farm?

If pumpkin patches count

10. Have you ever went downtown?

downtown LA, downtown Orlando, downtown Chicago, downtown Indy, downtown Memphis, downtown Nashville, downtown Atlanta

 

Diesel:

1. What's your biggest pet peeve?

People that don't wash their hands

2. What is your favorite day of the year?

Christmas

3. What team has the most bandwagoners?

76ers

4. What is your favorite sport to play?

Football

5. What's the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Uhh...I'm not sure lol

6. What's the story about living in LA and then moving?

My dad worked for the Walt Disney Company, got transfered to Orlando

7. If you were a homosexual, would you prefer giving it or taking it?

Taking it for sure, would feel so good

8. What do you miss most about high school?

Friends

9. How old are you?

I'm as old as how many times you've been banned times 10. I must be pretty damn old. According to people with religious

 

beliefs like Slaven's, I'm older than the Earth.

10. What were the top 5 happiest moments in your life thus far?

Uhh...hmm...I seriously can't answer this one

 

ClutchCityOwns:

1. Who's the best center in the NBA when healthy, Yao Ming or Dwight Howard?

Dwight Howard easily. Although he could use a better post game.

2. How great is Greg Jennings?

Great when he wants to be. He needs to try harder.

3. How much of a loser is Tracy McGrady?

Best player on the Rockets

4. Who's the best player in the NBA?

DJ Mbenga

5. Who's the best CB in the NFL?

Uh...I don't really know. I'll go with Charles Woodson because he is so sexy

6. Who will win the MVP at the end of the NBA season?

Tracy McGrady

7. How often do you grab it?

At least 4 times a week

8. Kobe Bryant or Megan Fox?

I'd much rather take it from Kobe than give it to Fox

9. Is Gasol a Top 10 player in the NBA?

No, but he is better than Yao

10. Who's the most overrated NBA player?

Yao Ming

 

Waldo:

1) Who is better right now when healthy: Brook Lopez or Bynum?

Bynum, but he is never healthy

2) Who is better in five years when healthy: Brook Lopez or Bynum?

Bynum, if he is still able to walk

3) Who from the East is the biggest threat to the Lakers?

Celtics

4) Who from the West is the biggest threat to the Lakers?

Nuggets

5) Which team do you follow more, the Packers or Angels?

Packers

6) Would you rather have the Angels keep Figgins or Guerrero?

Figgins

7) Thoughts on the Yankees possibly signing Lackey?

Not as bad as Favre going to Minnesota, but I'd be pissed

8) What do you like the most about Windows 7?

Everything

9) What do you dislike the most about Windows 7?

Nothing

10) Which upcoming video game are you anticipating the most?

Bioshock 2

 

Dr. Feelgood:

1. Do you like Marilyn Manson?

Ew no

2. If you could be anyone for an entire week, who would you be?

You

3. What's your favorite movie of all time ever?

Airplane!

4. Who is your favorite actor of all time?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

5. Your favorite actress?

Rosie O'Donnel because she is hot

6. What is your favorite TV series of all time?

Everybody Loves Raymond

7. Would you rather be burned to death or drown in water?

I'd rather have Smitty eat me I guess

8. Do you know where Osama Bin Laden is?

No

9. If so, where might he be?

Hiding in Slaven's closet

10. Do you own a gun?

No

 

andreusito:

1. OMGZ LKR CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER?

Sure. Hit start, then run. Type in CMD and hit enter. Type fdisk C:\ or replace C with the letter of your hard drive.

 

Problem solved.

2. OMGZ LKR CAN YOU FIX MY PS3?

I'm not too good at fixing George Foreman grills unfortunately

3. OMGZ LKR FIX MY GAMEBOY COLOR!

This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position

 

roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in

 

the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the

 

City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.

 

In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and

 

indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother’s care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational

 

area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while

 

frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational

 

institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be

 

of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in

 

which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my

 

general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in

 

the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

 

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat,

 

rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an

 

affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal

 

music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the

 

highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some

 

irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware

 

commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if

 

this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location

 

commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.

 

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver,

 

and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which, in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-

 

numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh”. Additionally, from his rear

 

view mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in

 

gambling and board games. In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular

 

taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique. Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver

 

that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community located at the previously mentioned

 

location.

 

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed

 

the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odour through my sense of

 

olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival: Here I would claim my

 

rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.

4. Would you like to work in anything related to Lakers staff, even if it's like cleaner or something?

As long as I was able to see the games and see the players, I would wipe the player's asses or something.

5. Is it sometimes boring that there are so many Laker fans?

Yes

 

Confidence:

1. Do you miss Brett Favre?

Well he's been replaced just fine. I am mad about where he went.

2. Could you play tackle for the Packers?

Yes. If Smitty was the center as well, Packers would be undefeated.

3. Of the three which is most important to out success, Sasha, Walton, Mbenga?

Mbenga as long as Pau is out, and for when Bynum gets the injury bug.

4. Is Kobe playing in cruise control right now?

He has been for the past few years.

5. Is Artest the biggest badass in the league?

No, that award goes to Anderson Varejao. All time it is Kurt Rambis because of the sexy goggles.

[La Bomba]

Did you wear a bullet proof vest in downtown Memphis?

[Lkr]

Did you wear a bullet proof vest in downtown Memphis?

Nope

[Guest N4S]

lol