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Its safe to say I have read more today than I have in the last year combined.......I am about ready to blow my brain out...in fact, its very useless right now, as I completely dozed off from studying and started thinking about how sick it would be if it snowed in Miami.....that bored.

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A quick 16 for ya'll...

 

Burn the cards you were dealt, my presence is felt

I’ll treat you like your moms, and whip you with my belt

I’m like Deniro in Casino, takin out snitches

Bury ‘em in ditches and [expletive]in crazy [expletive]es

Rippin out stitches, I’m at the pearly gates

Psycho like Norman Bates ruling the Garden State

Better late then never, hide your head or I’ll sever

You a great MC, but AsIll’s even better

Why you aint pass the mic, you didn’t get the letter

Go stand by the X, so I can pull the lever

And you’ll fall off harder than DMX

They’ll air your eulogy on Funk Masta Flex

Money and sex, I live for nothing less

I aint even in my prime, this aint my best

So wear a vest when you enter Dirty Jerz

And watch your girl, she sendin flirty words

I spit game like a bullet through a rifle

She asked me for a nut so I gave her an eyeful

Tower, I’m releasing verbal power

White lady is sweet, and the d boy is sour

I don’t think before I write, my skill’s are outta sight

Askin me to battles like fightin Kimbo Slice

You’ll just end up bloody, broken and bruised

There ain’t a single drug I’ve ever refused

Overdosin like Steve on Blue’s Clues

I’m trippin on shrooms while noddin off blues

Pukin on Jews, [expletive]in up their new shoes

I’m a picky little prick when choosin my booze

I’m livin a life without glamour and glitz

I’m a salty kinda cracker like a box of Ritz

I’m the illest [expletive]in rapper this planets ever seen

Take this sweet sixteen and jam it through your spleen

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:lmao:

 

Fish's awful spelling made me LOL twice in one page.

Not even awful spelling, just got confused while typing and typed the wrong word. I probably have more grammatical errors than anyone on this site, it's just I've never had anyone who cared enough to go around and point everyone of them out, but don't we all need someone following us pointing out everyone of our flaws?

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Not even awful spelling, just got confused while typing and typed the wrong word. I probably have more grammatical errors than anyone on this site, it's just I've never had anyone who cared enough to go around and point everyone of them out, but don't we all need someone following us pointing out everyone of our flaws?

 

Fine, don't precipitate in the fun.

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So damn tired of this snow.

Same man. Stupid Rutgers didn't cancel classes but they are [expletive]ing crazy if they think I'm leaving my house in this weather. I just hope UPS is still shipping, my new headphones are supposed to come in today. :wub:

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Same man. Stupid Rutgers didn't cancel classes but they are [expletive]ing crazy if they think I'm leaving my house in this weather. I just hope UPS is still shipping, my new headphones are supposed to come in today. :wub:

 

Yeah eff that. I'd stay home too. :lol:

 

 

It's annoying though. I'm digging my car out constantly. Cause the snowplow guys are [expletive]ing lazy because they push the snow in our parking lot RIGHT in front my parking spot(mine is right in front of my house), making it 20x harder for me to back out..smh. A giant mini mountain of snow and ice in front of my spot. I'm parking further down till spring.

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