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FML. I sign up for Human Bio lab and it saids my teacher is a dude named Pitzer....then I go into class and my teacher is some hot [expletive] lady who curses and jokes around about everything...then at the end of the class she tells is she is just a sub and the real teachers name is Ping and he is in China until next week. Why the hell would they give me a teacher straight from China?

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Yea thats cool and all....but its kind of useless if I can't understand a thing he is saying. If thats how it works, the president of the United States should be an Asian guy because they know everything and they can't possibly make a bad choice.

 

Hopefully he ends up like the dude from knocked up......just a funny asian.

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Yea thats cool and all....but its kind of useless if I can't understand a thing he is saying. If thats how it works, the president of the United States should be an Asian guy because they know everything and they can't possibly make a bad choice.

 

Hopefully he ends up like the dude from knocked up......just a funny asian.

 

This guy?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1LNJX2lwQ

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Tomorrow I gotta drive from Philly to Toms River to Newark to Union to Toms River to Philly.

 

I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

 

Ouch, that's horrible. Back when I went to the Sixers game in November I had to go from Paterson, to Westfield (near Union), to Philly, to Trenton, then back to Paterson. Brutal travel.

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Went to Nike outlet today not looking to really buy anything despite having an 80 dollar gift card, was about to get

 

http://www.tensneakers.com/image/cache/data/All%2012-8/Nike%20Basketball/Nike%20Basketball/Nike%20Tony%20Parker/Nike%20Air%20Max%20Hyperfly%20Supreme%2041-46/Nike%20Air%20Max%20Hyperfly%20Supreme%20Black%20Silver%20Black-500x500.jpg for $50

 

end up getting these

 

http://kix-files.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nike-air-jordan-6-white-black-2010.jpg

 

http://images.sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Jordan_Retro_6_whiteblack__1_-570x4381.jpg

 

for $100

 

meaning I dropped 20 on em!

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Got head tonight for the first time in months...but didn't bust <_< That's the one bad thing about blow jobs, just not enough friction for the girl to get a nice, creamy prize.

 

Anyone else have this problem? I've only busted once ever from getting head and it pisses me the [expletive] off.

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Got head tonight for the first time in months...but didn't bust <_< That's the one bad thing about blow jobs, just not enough friction for the girl to get a nice, creamy prize.

 

Anyone else have this problem? I've only busted once ever from getting head and it pisses me the [expletive] off.

Smh... tell her to pump while shes sucking

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Got head tonight for the first time in months...but didn't bust <_< That's the one bad thing about blow jobs, just not enough friction for the girl to get a nice, creamy prize.

 

Anyone else have this problem? I've only busted once ever from getting head and it pisses me the [expletive] off.

 

Were you drunk or stoned? Usually its tougher to bust when you're under the influence. Usually it takes a while because of what you said above even when you're sober though. At least that's from my previous experiences.

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I got the pump, but it still wasn't enough. I can only nut when it's a straight-up [expletive]. And I was a little burnt from smoking a blunt in the afternoon, but as I said, it happens pretty much every time to me.

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