Jammin Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Stop wifing shitty chicks and it won't seem so bad :glasses:Stop wifing chicks all together and you'll realize how much better it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner Real Deal Posted October 7, 2011 Owner Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Stop wifing chicks all together and you'll realize how much better it is Well, I said it before...I'm kind of glad I'm done hooking up with chicks, now that I'm 28 (I was done over four years ago, though, but it's whatever). One of the hottest girls I know now has an STD, and nobody will touch her. She's cheating material (maybe not for me, since I don't cheat) as long as you're standing back and looking at her...but, her STD would spread faster than the news of her getting it, if nobody knew. That has always been one thing that freaks me out, and it's because the hottest girls around here are easy as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammin Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Yeah welllll I'm only 21 and just got outta a 2 year relationship to a clinger so I'm gunna get as many STDs as possible until I feel like my penis has had enough punishment. Plus I don't hangout with sluts. I hangout with virgins and good girls.. that are secret freaks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sħãlïq™ Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Yo Jammin', who's that chick in ya avy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 My jaw is destroying me today. I have no idea why, the pain just hit me in the middle of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trutrojan8 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Shaliq - it's katy Perry And I think I just destroyed my math midterm. At least hopefully I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sħãlïq™ Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Pi_uc_lc.svg/160px-Pi_uc_lc.svg.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YugoRocketsFan Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/f5jsd.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Universe Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Last Monday a wine glass broke in my hand and I spent eight hours in the hospital. This Monday I sliced my knee open then stepped on a nail that went through my shoe and might end up in the hospital again if it doesn't stop swelling up. Any suggestions for next Monday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Planning on getting tickets to the Niners-Steelers game MNF in December. Just need to get a heads up from a couple buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 (edited) No seriously...what in the [expletive] is that?! http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/6475/tumblrlsvpuspyzv1qib36p.jpg This was in the [expletive]ing microwave…I dunno for how long. But it’s shit like this that makes me [expletive]ing sick of roommates. And it was my roommate that ISN’T planning on moving out and if this is the kind of shit that she’s going to leave in the microwave (not to mention a pizza that she left in the oven for about a month straight with two slices taken out of it), I may just say [expletive] it and be done with roommates right now. Ugh….whattheabsolute[expletive]?!?! Edited October 11, 2011 by Dr. Feelgood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Todays Colombias road to the 2014 world cup begins....LETS [expletive]ING GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish7718 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Some random stuff Double standards: when a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys it makes her a whore, but when a guy does it, it makes him gay Ordered a cord for my headset http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Fish7718/8c5486f1.jpg The cord and a slip of paper are the only thing that came, the sent it in that box Random stuff I found at work http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Fish7718/6cfe2e3c.jpg http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Fish7718/8ca0fec9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Got a job interview at Target this Friday. Gonna beast that so I can finally get away from [expletive]ing Walgreens.. Real excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 [expletive]ing rear-ended someone on the way to class today. They were at a light, about to make a right on red, and they start to go, and then stop, and I barely tap the guy. My [expletive]ing screw from my license plate went into his bumper, LOL. No damage done to my car except that. The guy was asian, and barely spoke english. He's like "I estimate damage 20 dolla." I'm like WTF? So I gave him a 20 dollar bill and he seemed happy. He has my insurance info, so he reports it I'm going to be [expletive]ing pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 [expletive]ing rear-ended someone on the way to class today. They were at a light, about to make a right on red, and they start to go, and then stop, and I barely tap the guy. My [expletive]ing screw from my license plate went into his bumper, LOL. No damage done to my car except that. The guy was asian, and barely spoke english. He's like "I estimate damage 20 dolla." I'm like WTF? So I gave him a 20 dollar bill and he seemed happy. He has my insurance info, so he reports it I'm going to be [expletive]ing pissed. Hah hah, nice. The asian guy spotted an idiot and made 20 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Hah hah, nice. The asian guy spotted an idiot and made 20 bucks. Rather that then get my insurance company or the police involved. A [expletive]a is already paying 300$ a month for car insurance!!! My record ain't clean either!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Rather that then get my insurance company or the police involved. A [expletive]a is already paying 300$ a month for car insurance!!! My record ain't clean either!! Yeah no, I hear ya man. I was just [expletive]ing with ya. I would of done the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JYD Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Haha^ Yo, is anyone with an iphone4 from verizon having trouble downloading this iOS5?? I keep getting "The iPhone "Ty's iphone" could not be restored. An unknown error occured (3200)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regime Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Got a job interview at Target this Friday. Gonna beast that so I can finally get away from [expletive]ing Walgreens.. Real excited Man I'm right on board with you. There are certain people that are keeping me around right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Swish* Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Thank you Real Deal for the other chance. It will be the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 lmao, 4 hours remaining on my iOS 5 download Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted October 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/P4vlF.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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